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1.
Get Got Loser 00:40
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you're not having sex (you're not) you're not having sex (nuh uh) hah hah (hah hah) hah hah (hoo hoo) you are a virgin (virgin) you're not having sex (huh hoo) you're not having sex (you not) your butt (your butt) your butt (your butt) has not even been touched (not touched) ha ha ha ha you don't fuck (you don't) you loser (you loser) you'll be alone forever (yea thats what i said) just like me, just like me [vigorous sobbing and coughing]
2.
It's Raining Here; Your Tears 02:44
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[various do-do-ing]
3.
Ungodly Weather 00:49
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welcome to this weather channel, and we decided to be quirky! one weatherman was not enough, today we have ten! [various clashing weather reporting] -hellish inferno, and humanity would be purged for the scourge that it is, and we will all know the true meaning of pain um, alright, so uh for anyone who didn't catch that it's plus thirty celcius, it's pretty toasty wear some sunscreen don't let your skin get crispy ill be passing it off now to robert he's going to be doing the sports with thirty different people stay tuned for that
4.
Welcome to the yeah this happened 01:46
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[various do-do-do-ing] [recreating the lyrical melody with gibberish] [discord ping] [epic mouth guitars] [recreating the lyrical melody with gibberish but i get so into it] oh bless you!
5.
GrubbbBbbbbbbbubb 00:31
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grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love the kind of deals that make you boogie [various do-do-do-ing] get the food you love with perks from GRUBHUB grub what you love (fuck man)
6.
It's Valentime 04:06
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[valentine's day is not for the lonely] valentine's day is not for the lonely we get to have every other day valentine's day is not for the lonely we get to have every other day valentine's day is not for the lonely we get to have every other day valentine's day is not for the lonely we get to have every other day [cupid] oh, circumcise my love for you (wah, wah, wah, wah) it's far too vapid and aimless (wah, wah, wah, wah) i wanna be painless (wah, wah, wah, wah) love soldier, i want closure (wah, wah) and a dollar for the bus back home oh, euthanize my heartbeat (wah, wah, wah, wah) as i set more in the concrete (wah, wah, wah, wah) the deified love meat (wah, wah, wah, wah) madonna, oh, rare fauna (wah, wah) pack your horror, ride the bus alone how can, cupid how could you be so cru-u-u-u-uel? how can, cupid how could you be so? oh, circumcise my love for you (wah, wah, wah, wah) it's far too vapid and aimless (wah, wah, wah, wah) i wanna be painless (wah, wah, wah, wah) love soldier, i want closure (wah, wah) and a dollar for the bus back home
7.
My Heart Is Broken 01:38
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hey guys, so, um usually i know that my music is pretty funny and lighthearted and i dont take it seriously but today, i dunno man, today i just, im so sad today guys uh, i i need to get this out its serious today okay? i put my heart, i put pieces of my broken shattered soul into this song uh might make you cry, okay thank you waaaaaaaah [various do-do-do-ing in a suave rick astley fashion] we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i a full commitment's what i'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
8.
Rebbbone 05:23
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[various do-do-do-ing]
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spookEP - aAaAAAaAahh!! 00:53
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[ghost noise] spooky... spooky! (so spooky...) boo, spooky, spooky, spoo spooky, spooky, boo! spooky, spooky spooky, ahah spooky, i wanna go home, it's too spooky (spooky, spooky spooky spooky) [im not bothering to do the rest]
10.
spookEP - spooky calcium people 02:06
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spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine shrieking skulls will shock your soul seal your doom tonight spooky, scary skeletons speak with such a screech you'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek we're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood you only want to socialize, but i don't think we should 'cause spooky, scary skeletons shout startling, shrilly screams they'll sneak from their sarcophagus and just won't leave you be spirits supernatural are shy what's all the fuss? but bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious spooky, scary skeletons are silly all the same they'll smile and scrabble slowly by and drive you so insane sticks and stones will break your bones they seldom let you snooze spooky, scary skeletons will wake you with a boo!
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spookEP - magical physician 03:02
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hey witch doctor, give us the magic words all right, you go ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang all right! ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting ting walla walla bang bang doh, doh, doh, doh i told the witch doctor, i was in love with you doh, doh, doh, doh i told the witch doctor, i was in love with you doh, doh, doh, doh and than the witch doctor, he told me what to do he told me ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wall awalla bang bang doh, doh, doh, doh i told the witch doctor, you didn't love me true doh, doh, doh, doh i told the witch doctor, you didn't love me nice doh, doh, doh, doh and than the witch doctor, he gave me this advice ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang you can keep your love from me just like you were a miser and i'll admit it wasn't very smart (ey-ey-ey-ey) so i went out to find myself a guy that's so much wiser and he told me the way to win your heart doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh) ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh) ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh) ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang come on and ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
12.
spookEP - merry bustiween !1! 03:47
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if there's somethin' strange sleepin' in your bed lemme tell you somethin' if there's somethin weird sleepin' in your bed, ow! lemme tell you somethin' bustin' makes me feel good bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bu-bu-bustin' if you're seein' things sleepin' in your bed yeah yeah yeah yeah! an invisible man sleepin' in your bed, ow! lemme tell you somethin' ow! yeah yeah yeah! bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' bustin', bustin' (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me (yeah yeah yeah!) feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good (yeah yeah yeah!) feel good, feel good, feel good uh, freaky ghost baby uh, freaky ghost man uh, freaky man baby uh, ow! ow! ow! if you're all alone, lemme sleep in your bed, ow! (snoring) lemme tell you somethin', sleepin' makes me feel good (snoring) i ain't afraid of no sleep, i ain't afraid of no bed an invisible bed, a freaky ghost bed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me feel good! (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me feel good! (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' bustin', bustin' (yeah yeah yeah!) bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me (yeah yeah yeah!) feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good (yeah yeah yeah!) feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me (feel good)
13.
chrizmintzz - candy canes 01:20
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no, please please please, pleaaaaase hold your applause please, im begging you, please do not applaud so much for me hahaha but honestly, its such a pleasure for everyone here to come tonight its christmas i think probably, i dunno check your calendar hah yeah yeah right so, so anyways how about candy canes am i right what's the deal with candy canes? because ah you can't use them like a real cane yeah i think that's pretty dumb why can't we have a uh, a like uh, walking cane that's like made of a candy cane like, i gu-i guess someone would eat it, but as long as you keep it protected yknow or like don't have children heh yknow okay sorry maybe yeah okay candy canes... your mom! oh shit no, wait, uh, im sorry oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh there's tomatoes all over me, im running away, merry christmas
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chrizmintzz - by golly, that must be the jolly man 02:23
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who's got a beard that's long and white? santa's got a beard that's long and white who comes around on a special night? santa comes around on a special night special night – beard that's white must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus who wears boots and a suit of red? santa wears boots and a suit of red who wears a long cap on his head? santa wears a long cap on his head cap on head – suit that's red special night – beard that's white must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus who's got a big red cherry nose? santa's got a big red cherry nose who laughs this way: "ho-ho-ho"? santa laughs that way "ho-ho-ho" ho-ho-ho – cherry nose cap on head – suit that's red special night – beard that's white must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus who very soon will come our way? santa very soon will come our way eight little reindeers pull his sleigh santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh reindeer sleigh – come our way ho-ho-ho – cherry nose cap on head – suit that's red special night – beard that's white must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus must be santa, must be santa must be santa, santa claus
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chrizmintzz - red christmas 01:39
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i'm mister imposter i'm mister sus i'm mister vent-crosser i'm mister among us friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch starts to die in my clutch i'm too sus (he's mister imposter he's mister sus) (he's mister vent-crosser, he's mister among us) friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch begins to die in my clutch i'm too sus i never wanna see a task that reaches to complete! i'll sabotage and take out all the crewmates till they're beat! woooaaaahhhbblglblflvlflblfvlclvf (he's mister imposter he's mister sus) (he's mister vent-crosser, he's mister among us) friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch begins to die in my clutch too sus! (too sus!) [aggressive among us theme]
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chrizmintzz - Mariah Minty 04:01
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i don't want a lot for christmas there is just one thing i need i don't care about the presents underneath the christmas tree i just want you for my own more than you could ever know make my wish come truuuuuuuue all i want for christmas is you, HOOH i don't want a lot for bah boo there is just one thing i need (and i) don't care about the presents underneath the christmas tree i just want to ????? ????? ????? i don't know the words to this song! i just want you for my own more than you could ever know make my wish come true all i want for christmas is you ooh, baby all i want for- baba duh i don't even wish for snow (and i) i'm don- da doo da im scatting now i won't ever da ba do do ??? for saint nick (ah) i won't even stay awake to hear that magic reindeer dick i just want you for my own (ooh) ba da da da doo (ooh) ???? can i do? all i want for christmas is you oooooh, baby all i- oh wait dabo doo everywhEEEERE (so brightly, baby) ??? sound of children's laughter fills the air (air) and everyone is singing i hear those sleigh bells ringing santa, won't you ??????????????????? won't you please bring my baby babowwww oh, i don't want a lot for christmas this is all i'm asking for i just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door BAda for my own (ooh) ???? ever know (ooh) make my wish come true oh baby, all i want for christmas is yOOOOOOoOoOou oh i cant hit the note!!! oooooh (i can hit the note you fucker) all i want for christmas is you, baby all i want for christmas is you all i want for christmas is you all i want for christmas is you all i want for christmas is you

about

i've comprised all my works from 2021 and earlier and put them in this compilation
everything here was done in audacity and only audacity
im not terribly proud of them anymore, and they don't define any sound or ideas i'm currently trying to learn about
but i did have fun with all of them, even if i don't think they're good
the represent a sort of whimsy i think ive lost kind of over their run
you can peek if you really want to, but this is mostly an archive
please ask me before using anything from here if you want to do anything with it

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released December 24, 2021

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