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Get Got Loser
00:40
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you're not having sex (you're not)
you're not having sex (nuh uh)
hah hah (hah hah) hah hah (hoo hoo)
you are a virgin (virgin)
you're not having sex (huh hoo)
you're not having sex (you not)
your butt (your butt) your butt (your butt)
has not even been touched (not touched)
ha ha ha ha
you don't fuck (you don't)
you loser (you loser)
you'll be alone forever (yea thats what i said)
just like me, just like me
[vigorous sobbing and coughing]
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[various do-do-ing]
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Ungodly Weather
00:49
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welcome to this weather channel, and we decided to be quirky!
one weatherman was not enough, today we have ten!
[various clashing weather reporting]
-hellish inferno, and humanity would be purged for the scourge that it is, and we will all know the true meaning of pain
um, alright, so uh
for anyone who didn't catch that
it's plus thirty celcius, it's pretty toasty
wear some sunscreen don't let your skin get crispy
ill be passing it off now to robert
he's going to be doing the sports with thirty different people
stay tuned for that
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[various do-do-do-ing]
[recreating the lyrical melody with gibberish]
[discord ping]
[epic mouth guitars]
[recreating the lyrical melody with gibberish but i get so into it]
oh bless you!
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GrubbbBbbbbbbbubb
00:31
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grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love
the kind of deals that make you boogie
[various do-do-do-ing]
get the food you love with perks from GRUBHUB
grub what you love (fuck man)
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It's Valentime
04:06
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[valentine's day is not for the lonely]
valentine's day is not for the lonely
we get to have every other day
valentine's day is not for the lonely
we get to have every other day
valentine's day is not for the lonely
we get to have every other day
valentine's day is not for the lonely
we get to have every other day
[cupid]
oh, circumcise my love for you (wah, wah, wah, wah)
it's far too vapid and aimless (wah, wah, wah, wah)
i wanna be painless (wah, wah, wah, wah)
love soldier, i want closure (wah, wah)
and a dollar for the bus back home
oh, euthanize my heartbeat (wah, wah, wah, wah)
as i set more in the concrete (wah, wah, wah, wah)
the deified love meat (wah, wah, wah, wah)
madonna, oh, rare fauna (wah, wah)
pack your horror, ride the bus alone
how can, cupid
how could you be so cru-u-u-u-uel?
how can, cupid
how could you be so?
oh, circumcise my love for you (wah, wah, wah, wah)
it's far too vapid and aimless (wah, wah, wah, wah)
i wanna be painless (wah, wah, wah, wah)
love soldier, i want closure (wah, wah)
and a dollar for the bus back home
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7. |
My Heart Is Broken
01:38
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hey guys, so, um
usually i know that my music is pretty funny and lighthearted and i dont take it seriously
but today, i dunno man, today i just, im so sad today guys
uh, i
i need to get this out
its serious today okay?
i put my heart, i put pieces of my broken shattered soul into this song
uh
might make you cry, okay thank you
waaaaaaaah
[various do-do-do-ing in a suave rick astley fashion]
we're no strangers to love
you know the rules and so do i
a full commitment's what i'm thinking of
you wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling
gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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8. |
Rebbbone
05:23
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[various do-do-do-ing]
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9. |
spookEP - aAaAAAaAahh!!
00:53
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[ghost noise]
spooky... spooky! (so spooky...)
boo, spooky, spooky, spoo
spooky, spooky, boo!
spooky, spooky
spooky, ahah spooky, i wanna go home, it's too spooky
(spooky, spooky spooky spooky)
[im not bothering to do the rest]
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spooky, scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
shrieking skulls will shock your soul
seal your doom tonight
spooky, scary skeletons
speak with such a screech
you'll shake and shudder in surprise
when you hear these zombies shriek
we're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
you only want to socialize, but i don't think we should
'cause spooky, scary skeletons
shout startling, shrilly screams
they'll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won't leave you be
spirits supernatural are shy what's all the fuss?
but bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious
spooky, scary skeletons
are silly all the same
they'll smile and scrabble slowly by
and drive you so insane
sticks and stones will break your bones
they seldom let you snooze
spooky, scary skeletons
will wake you with a boo!
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hey witch doctor, give us the magic words
all right, you go ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
all right!
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting ting walla walla bang bang
doh, doh, doh, doh
i told the witch doctor, i was in love with you
doh, doh, doh, doh
i told the witch doctor, i was in love with you
doh, doh, doh, doh
and than the witch doctor, he told me what to do
he told me
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wall awalla bang bang
doh, doh, doh, doh
i told the witch doctor, you didn't love me true
doh, doh, doh, doh
i told the witch doctor, you didn't love me nice
doh, doh, doh, doh
and than the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
you can keep your love from me just like you were a miser
and i'll admit it wasn't very smart (ey-ey-ey-ey)
so i went out to find myself a guy that's so much wiser
and he told me the way to win your heart
doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh
ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh)
ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh)
ooh ee ooh ah ah (doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh)
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
come on and
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
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if there's somethin' strange sleepin' in your bed
lemme tell you somethin'
if there's somethin weird sleepin' in your bed, ow!
lemme tell you somethin'
bustin' makes me feel good
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bu-bu-bustin'
if you're seein' things sleepin' in your bed
yeah yeah yeah yeah!
an invisible man sleepin' in your bed, ow!
lemme tell you somethin'
ow! yeah yeah yeah!
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' bustin', bustin'
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me
(yeah yeah yeah!)
feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good
(yeah yeah yeah!)
feel good, feel good, feel good
uh, freaky ghost baby
uh, freaky ghost man
uh, freaky man baby
uh, ow! ow! ow!
if you're all alone, lemme sleep in your bed, ow!
(snoring)
lemme tell you somethin', sleepin' makes me feel good
(snoring)
i ain't afraid of no sleep, i ain't afraid of no bed
an invisible bed, a freaky ghost bed
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me feel good!
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me feel good!
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' bustin', bustin'
(yeah yeah yeah!)
bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin' makes me
(yeah yeah yeah!)
feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good
(yeah yeah yeah!)
feel good, feel good, bustin' makes me
(feel good)
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no, please please please, pleaaaaase hold your applause
please, im begging you, please do not applaud so much for me
hahaha
but honestly, its such a pleasure for everyone here to come tonight
its christmas i think probably, i dunno check your calendar
hah yeah yeah right
so, so anyways
how about candy canes am i right
what's the deal with candy canes? because ah
you can't use them like a real cane
yeah i think that's pretty dumb
why can't we have a uh, a like uh, walking cane that's like made of a candy cane
like, i gu-i guess someone would eat it, but as long as you keep it protected yknow
or like don't have children
heh yknow
okay sorry maybe yeah
okay
candy canes... your mom!
oh shit no, wait, uh, im sorry
oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh
there's tomatoes all over me, im running away, merry christmas
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who's got a beard that's long and white?
santa's got a beard that's long and white
who comes around on a special night?
santa comes around on a special night
special night – beard that's white
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
who wears boots and a suit of red?
santa wears boots and a suit of red
who wears a long cap on his head?
santa wears a long cap on his head
cap on head – suit that's red
special night – beard that's white
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
who's got a big red cherry nose?
santa's got a big red cherry nose
who laughs this way: "ho-ho-ho"?
santa laughs that way "ho-ho-ho"
ho-ho-ho – cherry nose
cap on head – suit that's red
special night – beard that's white
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
who very soon will come our way?
santa very soon will come our way
eight little reindeers pull his sleigh
santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh
reindeer sleigh – come our way
ho-ho-ho – cherry nose
cap on head – suit that's red
special night – beard that's white
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
must be santa, must be santa
must be santa, santa claus
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i'm mister imposter
i'm mister sus
i'm mister vent-crosser
i'm mister among us
friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch
starts to die in my clutch
i'm too sus
(he's mister imposter he's mister sus)
(he's mister vent-crosser, he's mister among us)
friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch
begins to die in my clutch
i'm too sus
i never wanna see a task that reaches to complete!
i'll sabotage and take out all the crewmates till they're beat!
woooaaaahhhbblglblflvlflblfvlclvf
(he's mister imposter he's mister sus)
(he's mister vent-crosser, he's mister among us)
friends call me sus miser, whatever i touch
begins to die in my clutch
too sus!
(too sus!)
[aggressive among us theme]
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i don't want a lot for christmas
there is just one thing i need
i don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
i just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish come truuuuuuuue
all i want for christmas is you, HOOH
i don't want a lot for bah boo
there is just one thing i need (and i)
don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
i just want to ?????
?????
?????
i don't know the words to this song!
i just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish come true
all i want for christmas is you
ooh, baby
all i want for- baba duh
i don't even wish for snow (and i)
i'm don- da doo da
im scatting now
i won't ever da ba do do
??? for saint nick (ah)
i won't even stay awake to
hear that magic reindeer dick
i just want you for my own (ooh)
ba da da da doo (ooh)
???? can i do?
all i want for christmas is you
oooooh, baby
all i- oh wait
dabo doo everywhEEEERE (so brightly, baby)
??? sound of children's
laughter fills the air (air)
and everyone is singing
i hear those sleigh bells ringing
santa, won't you ???????????????????
won't you please bring my baby babowwww
oh, i don't want a lot for christmas
this is all i'm asking for
i just wanna see my baby
standing right outside my door
BAda for my own (ooh)
???? ever know (ooh)
make my wish come true
oh baby, all i want for christmas is yOOOOOOoOoOou oh i cant hit the note!!! oooooh (i can hit the note you fucker)
all i want for christmas is you, baby
all i want for christmas is you
all i want for christmas is you
all i want for christmas is you
all i want for christmas is you
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